GETTING WILD ON THE BENCH: A PENGUIN'S VIEW

Well, let's discuss about the real scoop. Being a penguin on that sidelines is more like just peeking. It's a whole vibe. You got your everyday match, sure, but then there's the behind-the-scenes. You see things, you hear things, secrets you wouldn't believe! Say when that forward went flying into the rink wall, I swear, it looked like a cartoon.